Wednesday, April 18, 2012

If I Ruled the World...

I'd free all my sons (I love em love em baby).  If I ruled the world, some things would definitely be different and some really important things would stay the same.  Here's what I've got:

Hot chicks would be required to wear short shorts or yoga pants at all times

I think by now you've learned about my love affair with women wearing yoga pants and really, I don't think I need to explain myself any further.  I'd also be happy to be the authority on who the hot chicks are...I live to serve.

The 2012 CrossFit Games would include a speed walking event

Speed walking is just another domain of fitness and as you can tell from this video, it's also incredibly exciting that it requires a slow motion replay of the finish.

I'd put protein supplements into ice cream so I could justify eating tons of it

One of you assholes is going to invent this and make millions of dollars without me...jerks.

You'd all be wearing my t-shirt and listening to my podcast

Seriously.  Buy my shirt.  You only have another week to order it, and if you miss out, who knows how long it'll be before the next one goes up?!  Also, check out the most recent episode of The Wodcast Podcast where we talk to Olympic weightlifting coach Sean Waxman about weightlifting in the US, CrossFit's relationship with weightlifting, and the most likely reasons why your snatch sucks.

I dare you to make fun of Sean's track suit.


  1. Yeah its not a reebok track suit.

  2. I run about as fast as that girl speed walks, so I would totally kick ass at that event.

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  4. Reebok's parent company is Adidas and I think they are waiting to see how the whole CrossFit thing is going to pan out before sticking three stripes on any merch. They make plenty of dough supplying the "slightly" larger sport (on a world scale) of soccer.

  5. As a chick who's kicked her ass with thrusters and weighted lunges I urge you to reconsider your satememt about shorts and yoga pants. As I agree with you yoga pants and short show off everything I want to show off I think you're forgetting the power of a low cut short sundress :) just saying I love nothing more be rocking a nice short sundresses pantieless to show off my hard work