Hot chicks would be required to wear short shorts or yoga pants at all times
I think by now you've learned about my love affair with women wearing yoga pants and really, I don't think I need to explain myself any further. I'd also be happy to be the authority on who the hot chicks are...I live to serve.
The 2012 CrossFit Games would include a speed walking event
Speed walking is just another domain of fitness and as you can tell from this video, it's also incredibly exciting...so exciting that it requires a slow motion replay of the finish.
I'd put protein supplements into ice cream so I could justify eating tons of it
One of you assholes is going to invent this and make millions of dollars without me...jerks.
You'd all be wearing my t-shirt and listening to my podcast
Seriously. Buy my shirt. You only have another week to order it, and if you miss out, who knows how long it'll be before the next one goes up?! Also, check out the most recent episode of The Wodcast Podcast where we talk to Olympic weightlifting coach Sean Waxman about weightlifting in the US, CrossFit's relationship with weightlifting, and the most likely reasons why your snatch sucks.
|I dare you to make fun of Sean's track suit.|